The Kingdom of British Crown Commonwealth is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.408 billion Britishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving British Crown Commonwealthian economy, worth 322 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 73,155 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and British Crown Commonwealth is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Crown Commonwealth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Crown Commonwealth is ranked 57,342^nd in the world and 33^rd in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 541.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.